Crossing the road on the way to dinner,
Me: I'm sweating like a pig.
Mich: You are a piggy lamb.
Me: Why a piggy lamb and not a sheepish pig?
Mich: Because you are a lamb.
Later,
Me: I can't decide if I'm a piggy lamb or a sheepish pig.
Mich: Why?
Me: Because either way I am fat.
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