Two Heads are Better than One

We were having lunch at Daikokuya in Paragon Shopping Centre. For some strange reason I cannot recall, K started talking about thick heads.

K: You and I both have thick heads. Next time our children will have thick heads too!
Me: *wails* You said I am thick in the head! I am not thick in the head!
K: No baby, I said you have a thick head, not thick in the head.
Me: *WAILS* You called me a dickhead!! I am not a dickhead!!! *WAILS* You bully me...!
K: sigh...-_-

After Marriage

M: Baby, I realise I haven't gone over to your place for three weeks.
K: Ya.
M: Do you think your mum misses me?
K: ......
K: You haven't spent quality time with your husband for three weeks and you are worried that your mother-in-law misses you? hmph!