Pas Moi

Mich: Why is everyone leaving? :(
Me: Pas moi. :)
Mich: *huggies*

Why the Cow Laughed

Mich and I were discussing about whether I should buy a new frying pan or not when this came up.

Mich: Why don't you buy a simple one first?
Me: No. Want to do it must do it right. You don't use a butter knife to kill a cow right?
Mich: Huh?!
Me: Ya. You at least use a steak knife. If you use a butter knife, the cow will probably just laugh at you. Squirt a little bit of milk at you maybe. But if you use a steak knife then it's a different story.
Mich: .......
Mich: Baby....
Me: Ya? :D

Human Feed

Yesterday night, we were lounging around at my place after dinner. Being leisurely and all.

K: Maybe I’ll suggest to the rest that we could do a potluck, then each just bring something to eat.
Me: And then what are you gonna bring to the potluck?
K: You.
Me: WHAT???!!! You want to feed me to the rest of your friends???
Me: *WAIL*
K: Hehehe…okok sorry baby sorry baby…hehehehhehe…

Hunger Pangs

Me: J'ai un peu faim.
Mich: Tu as faim toujours!!
Me: Pour tois.
Mich: Pourquoi avec "s"...grrrr.....Il y a les autres femmes?? GRRRRR....(hahahaa ;p)
Me: Femmes. Trop difficile a plaisir.

Une Histoire de L'Amour

Il était une fois

Une petite fleur et un petit général se rencontrons

Dans un situation qui était chaud

Et après

Ils vécurent heureux jusqu’ à la fin de leurs jours

~I want nobody, nobody but you~

It all started last Friday. When someone sent me a YouTube video of a Korean girl band singing a kitschy teeny-bopper song titled "Nobody". The catchphrase of the song was "I want nobody, nobody but you". Needless to say, when there's a quintet of nubile young girls wriggling their bums, wagging their fingers, arching their backs and twirling around on lovely slim legs, male hormones inadvertently get hooked. And K was hooked. Ok alright. He found the music rather catchy as well. ;p

And then on a slow Monday morning, I had an inspiration. Albeit a cheesy one. And so the poem below birthed from my mind. :) Sent it over to K and he agreed it was cheesy haha.


~I Want Nobody, Nobody But You~
Baby it's mushy but true
It's just you and only you
Who appeared out of the blue
And made me feel so ooooohhh

I know it's sounding cheesy but noooo
It's really true
I'll stick to you like glue
Cos you make me feel so oooooohh

Love and Cars - Redux

It was Friday night and we’d just finished dinner and drinks with K’s friends at Raffles City. We were down in the basement carpark trying to find the car. K forgot where he parked at.

Me: Baby...
K: hmm?
Me: You know, if you can always remember where you parked your car at in carparks, I’ll love you more.
K: Eh?...*whines*.....
K: How can you love me less just cos I can’t remember where I parked the car?
Me: Are we going to go through this again? Haha…
K: Hmph, I don't care!! You're very bad to me!
Me: ............
K: *wail*
Me: I still love you baby! :)